Pulau Perhentian Prelude

Enjoy some pictures of Pulau Perhentian taken from the internet..I will upload photos taken by me and friends when I arrived there this Friday.. Saly, jgn jeles eh?

Jokes

Got a forwarded email from my colleague..I think sharing this with you guys would be awesome.Enjoy the jokes below..

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know
that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.
When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

duhh...think about how smelly is the bus now...
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.

rumahku syurgaku, ok! not rumahku nerakaku!
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"

naughty grandpa!!
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! < src="http://i29.tinypic.com/177rjo.jpg" alt="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com" title="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com">

Am I Too Picky??

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky

You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him. It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Am not sure if I really too picky..am I?
Funny - Kay, Hib, Anis and Sarah are too shy..are they?

365 days in IBM part 2

Salam..Good day peeps!

As promised in my previous post, this is the update about i went out to celebrate my one year with IBM...hehehe~~

We promised to meet at Shakeys around 1130am.Well I came a bit late with Sha and Dayah..We arrived there about 12pm and all my colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM were there.Sha and Dayah were not one of them..They are seniors actually and my teammates.. :)

They already ordered their foods and chit chatting about our 1st day which is a year ago...I'm not really paying too much attention on that cause I'm so afraid one of them will open up one story that I hate so much. I was very busy looking at the menu and discussing with Dayah which one to order..(We sooo hungry and was thinking to order a large pizza and other side orders but lucky we are able to think wisely that time.. hehehe~~) I ordered a small Pulau Paradise pizza (mentang2 la nk gi pulau next week) , a soup, a garlic bread and a Coke...yummy!!

We have our soup first and Sha was very nice when she volunteered ambikkan soup tu for one of the guys..aku amikkan Dayah punya as she was out to the ATM...

While waiting for the food and having the soup, (the colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM were still talking about their 1st day) me, Dayah and Sha talked about our team issues and gossips..about who will be the team leader(as if this person deserve it!huh), who is moving to a new role, etc,etc,etc...I think we talked a lot and our food still isnt arrived yet? (teruknya servis!) I looked around if there is other customers, hmm...nope...it's just us...Shakeys need to improve their service lorr...

Then the food arrived,this is another bad services...piza pon bole tertuka2...they took our orders but how come they can give the wrong pizza?but then, i didnt faced that problem as I'm the only one ordered Pulau Paradise Pizza... Our table was too full with pizzas, spaghetti, rice and drinks.Below are the pictures taken from my camera phone.But it's actually after we finished makan.hehe...

The colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM and my teammate..not in the pic-Dayah-she's the photographer

me and the wackiest girl i've ever met - dayah...sgt kuat makan! i mean it...sangat tau!!

Our makan2 full of laugh and usik mengusik especially to SKY (this is his short name, ok.. not langit! ) and I really enjoyed that moment. Hope next year will be another celebration.. (if I still working in IBM.. )

Time flies very fast and it already turned one year I'm working in IBM..Currently I feel comfortable working here and havent looking for other jobs yet even I have the intention to move on..Maybe after a while I will think about it again since I really want to go back to accounting field just like my old days in Suria Resorts. (really want to go back?? think deeply INA!!)

Cant wait for my Perhentian trip! Lately I'm soooo stress~~~~

365 days in IBM

Whoaa...its my 365 days in IBM today! Going to celebrate it with my colleagues and teammates...Will update my blog later..Wait ya peeps! :)

I really cannot believe it that I already one year in IBM...Its my anniversary with IBM..haha



~~c u later..daa...~~

My Hectic Day

I'm soooo busy today..But still got the time to YM my buddies (Hibby, Kay, Anis, Sal and Arifah)and not to forget Saly on my sametime..Saly ni early in the morning dah ST....hehe...it is so stressful if we just focusing on our work only.That's why I'm having a 5 minutes break to update my blog.(not really 5 minutes, hehe)

I'm doing this very complicated request.Need to add IBM and CISCO machines in one contract.The best part is it have different discounts level which I need to update it one by one, line by line.Total number of machines are 180++.Whoaa....I've been doing this since 8am until now.Just a little bit more to finish it.I'm in a stage of updating the response time.

Here is the sneak peak of my workstation while I'm updating this blog.

See my tapau there?hehe...Really..I dont have time to eat it.Just managed to have 2 3 suap je..Dont have the appetite now.Masuk angin dah kut... :(

What a messy workstation I have...

I still have a lot of work in my inbox and my partner is helping me too much..Ok la kan..She will be moving to her new role next month..Bila lg Inez nak berjasa pada partner dia ni.. :)

Got to go..I'm going to finished up my work..I think this complicated contract can be done in half an hour...(Hope so..)

~~c u later..daaa..~~

JaNJi - PeNaNTiaN SuaTu PeNyEkSaaN

Aku tak paham macam mana org berjanji..sesetengah org mengambil ringan perihal berjanji ni..bg aku bila dah berjanji,sudah menjadi tanggungjawab kita utk tepati.Kecuali jika betul2 tak dapat melunaskan janji tu,kita patut bgtau kpd org yg kita janji tu.


Kenapa aku merungut pasal janji ni?
hmm...semuanya sbb hari ni..aku ada janji dgn dua org teman sekolahku yg dah lebih setengah tahun tak jumpa.awal2 lagi aku dah membuat perancangan ni.Pagi Isnin tu aku menghantar sms kepada tiga kawanku.B,I dan A.

Kepada B,aku hantarkan begini..
"B,free x sabtu ni?aku nak ajak ko kuar..."
Balasan B..
"Boleh! Aku pn da lama xkuar dgn ko!"

Kepada I dan A, aku hantarkan sms ni..
"Jom kuar sabtu ni!B pon ada! :)" Kononnya aku nak buat kejutan utk B dgn mengajak I dan A..
Balasan dr I..
"Yeke ok je.aku pn da lame xjupe korg..ada satu kopitiam kt cineleisure sedap tau,murah je pn"
dan balasan A..
"G mane?aku der planning ngan mber aku dis wk.Men boling ker hehe.."

Kiranya yg dapat dtg cuma B dan I disebabkan A dah ada perancangan lain.Takpe la..dia dah janji ngan kawan2 dia.Bukan salah dia.Tp,A kata dia akan cuba aturkan semula,manalah tau dia boleh sertai kami pulak kan?jd A dalam status belum pasti..

Aku mendapat balasan sms mereka semua lewat malam Isnin tu.Di kepalaku mesti seronok dapat berjumpa dengan rakan2 sekolahku yg rapat ni.Mesti banyak cerita nak dikongsikan apatah lagi B dah berkahwin dan sedang mengandung.Kali terakhir kami berjumpa pun semasa di majlis perkahwinan B,hujung tahun lepas.Lama jugak kan?Kesibukan bekerja dan komitmen masing2 menghalang kami utk melepak dan meluangkan masa bersama mcm dulu2.

Hmm...berbalik pada cerita janji tadi..Aku sms B yg kami akan berjumpa di The Curve dan B tidak tahu menahu langsung aku ajak I dan A.Sangka B, dia akan jumpa aku sahaja nanti..Hehehe..seronok nak buat kejutan.. :)

Jumaat (11/07/08)
Aku sms ketiga2 temanku ini..
"Jd x esk?"
Balasan B.. "Jd.kol brape?" aku balas, "kol11-12,the curve"
Balasan I.. "Insyaallah aku join"
Balasan A.. "X jd la join ko..aku dah janji ngan member2 aku ni"

Jadi,A mmg x dapat sertai kami.tinggallah aku, B dan I sahaja.Takpe la..mungkin A boleh sertai kami lain kali nanti.

Sabtu (12/07/08)
Aku keluar rumah dalam pukul 12.05 tengahari.Memang dah lewat memandangkan aku janji dengan kawan2 ku pukul 11-12.Tapi aku tau sangat dah kawan2 ku ni..Memang takde la diorg ni nak datang awal.Memang selalunya lambat.Dalam perjalanan aku ke The Curve,aku sms B dan I, "kat ne?" 5 min..10min..takde jawapan...bila aku dah dekat dengan The Curve, B balas, "aku kat opis ni.ko nak gerak kol brape?" What?aku tgk jam..It's 1240pm! and I still remember that I told her we will meet at 11 or 12..aku balas la jugak sms B, "aku dah on the way ni.."

Bila aku dah sampai, aku SMS kedua2 temanku ni.. "aku dah sampai". B terus call aku. Dia kata dia masih di pejabat dan dia tak tahu macam mana nak ke The Curve dari pejabat dia.aku tanya dia pejabat dia dimana dan katanya di Pusat Bandar Damansara..hmm..bukannya jauh dengan The Curve ni.aku bg direction kepada B dan aku bgtau dia aku tunggu dia.

Aku call dan SMS I,tp masih tiada jawapan.hmm..nampak gaya I ni mcm MIA.aku ambil keputusan utk call rumah I.Adik I yg jawab,"Hello,nak cakap ngan sape?" aku jawab,"bole cakap ngan I?" Terus aku dengar adik I menjerit panggil I.Tiba2 adik I yg besar sikit jawab, "Kak I dah keluar..dalam 10minit td.."hmmm..kalau I dah keluar,kenapa adik I yg kecil tu taktau kakak dia dah keluar?aku dah curiga...

Aku call B lagi..dia masih di pejabat.hmm...takpe la..aku jalan2 la dulu kat sini..aku masuk Cineleisure, msk dalam The Curve..jalan2 dekat Bazaar lepas tu aku duduk melepaskan penat.Aku SMS K..Mengadu keadaan ku..dah SMS, call pulak..sengaja utk mengisi kebosanan ku menunggu kawan2ku ni.

Jam sudah menunjukkan 230pm.Hmm..bayangkan aku dah sampai pukul 1240pm,dah 1jam 50min aku menunggu..dalam tempoh tu dah berapa kali aku call dan SMS I,dan tiada balasan langsung dari I..Hatiku sangat sakit seolah2 I mempermainkan dan memperbodohkan aku.Kalau I tak boleh datang, kenapa dia tak bgtau aku?Takde la aku mcm org bodoh tunggu dia di The Curve ni.Aku mmg sangat2 marah dengan I, rasa nak putus kawan pun ada.aku rasa tempoh 12 tahun berkawan rupanya tak memberi apa2 makna kepada I.Bodohnya aku.sangat bodoh!!!

Aku SMS B, bgtau dia aku nak balik..sebab period aku banyak..aku mmg period tapi tak la banyak sampai kena balik.B balas, "weh,sori sgt.aku minta maaf.keja blambak2.end of financial year.aku igt smpt nk jumpa ko.sori sgt2." B masih dipejabat rupanya dan dia pun biarkan aku menunggu dia berjam2 ni.aku marah B juga tp tak lah sebanyak aku marah I...SMS B aku tak balas... Bila dah macam ni, aku terus ke Cineleisure beli tiket wayang Journey to the center of the earth pukul 315pm..hmm..ada masa 45 minit sebelum cerita ni mula.aku pergi makan dulu la..mcm pelik je makan seorg diri..Masa ni aku masih berbalas SMS dengan K..Dah bosan sorang2..sangat buang masa betul aku hari ni.Baik aku keluar dengan adik aku.Kebetulan adik takde kelas tambahan hari ni.

Pada B dan I, terima kasih sebab beri aku peluang untuk berkawan dengan korang selama 12 tahun.dari kita berumur 13 tahun kita dah berkawan dan ini lah penamatnya.aku tak sanggup diperbodohkan lagi.sebelum ni memang dah selalu korg lambat kalau kita ada temujanji.tp kali ni adalah yg paling teruk yg korg dah lakukan..Aku betul2 tak boleh terima apa yg korang dah buat.aku tak pasti jika dimasa hadapan aku akan berkawan balik dengan mereka ni..itu semua ketentuan Allah.Buat masa ni biarlah aku jauhi diri aku dari mereka dari aku terus terusan sakit hati.Bila dah berjanji, tolonglah tepati dan hargailah perasaan org lain.Tolonglah jangan amibil remeh hal perihal berjanji ni.Mungkin aku bukan seorang kawan yang baik dan mungkin inilah balasan yang aku dapat.Semakin aku dewasa, semakin berkurangan orang yang aku boleh panggil sahabat.Memang balasan Allah kepadaku agaknya.tiba-tiba aku rasa sepi...


~~c u later..daaa..~~

UpDaTe

agak lama aku x update blog aku...serius terlampau byk benda nak cerita tp kesuntukan masa menghalang aku..mcm2 benda terjadi..x pasti nak mula di mana..

ooo..ya..camne lak aku bole tergerak nak bukak blog aku arini?hmm...semua sbb seorg KAWAN meminta aku ajar dia camane nak letak link kat blog dia...baru tersedar dah lama aku x mengendahkan blog aku ni...(kesian blog aku ni..sampai dah bersawang..)

cerita psl blog..aku teringat smlm kawan aku bg link satu blog ni..isi blog tu sgt la memualkan aku..x pasti kenapa pemilik blog ni buat mcm tu...aku rasa sepatutnya dia set blog dia to private..skang ni dah jd bahan kutukan dan mainan kaki blogger dan surfer.cuma yg agak menghairankan aku..kesemua komen dlm blog dia ni..bertarikh 10 Julai..mcm ada org yg nak dajalkan pemilik blog ni..sebarkan link kat semua org...walaupun aku tak menyokong hubungan songsang..tp aku agak kesian pemilik blog ni dijadikan bahan ejekan semua org..bila aku try link tu arini..dah xde content dah..maybe pemilik blog ni dah set to private or maybe he deleted all his blog entries.hmm..pity him...

lagi 2 mggu,aku nak bercuti ke Perhentian..bersama teman2 zaman UIA ku dan seorg teman ofis..harap semua berjalan lancar dan tiada halangan..aku sgt perlukan satu percutian yg bole melepaskan tekanan aku (kerja,family dan peribadi)..

aku bakal dapat sorg lg 'anak saudara' bln Mac thn depan bila seorg lg kwn aku dikhabarkan berita gembira smlm..aku antara yg terawal yg tau..aku sentiasa doakan yg terbaik utk dia..She is no other than my best friend,Imah... :)


c u later..daa...