Bila nak kahwin????

Bila nak kawin???

Di sini orang bertanya

Di sana orang menyoal

Tak kira teman mahu kenalan

Asyik-asyik itu je yang jadi bualan

Begitulah nasib orang bujang

Tak kira lelaki mahupun perempuan

Bila nak kawin???

Keluarga pun dah mula risau

Si teruna, emak bimbang jadi bujang terlajak

Si dara, ayah takut bergelar andalusia

Bila nak kawin???

Jiran turut sama menumpang tanya

Bila dijawab jodoh belum ada

Kata mereka, kita kenalah usaha

Mandi bunga salah satu caranya

Tak pun mandi ais boleh dicuba (he..he..ni cadangan pelik kawan saya)

Bila nak kawin???

Aduuuhh...aku disoal lagi

Kawin??? Nak kawin dengan sapa?

Calon pun takde.

Hah!!! Awak tu memilih sangat agaknya

Ewah-ewah sedap sungguh mulut berkata (aku ambil tunang @ suami kau, baru padan muka)

Bila nak kawin???

Akan ku kawin jam-jam ni juga ( haa...haa...haa)

Andai memilih suami semudah bershopping di pasar malam

Atau semudah membeli VCD cetak rompak

Atau sesenang memakan twisties..(yummyyyyy)

Bila nak kawin???

Aaahhh....sungguh aku bosan

Banyak yang lain boleh jadi persoalan

Kenapa asyik itu yang dihadapkan

Apa kita nak heran

Lambat cepatnya jodoh, Allah yang tentukan.

Bila nak kawin???

Pada yang masih bujang

Biarkanlah mereka terus bertanya

Usah ditunggu letih mulut mereka (Takkan letihnya sampai bebila..)

Kalau ada jodoh, Insya-Allah takkan ke mana.

Bila nak kawin???

Pada yang asyik menanya

Usah dirisaukan jodoh orang

Jaga masjid sendiri agar tidak goyang

Lain orang lain rezekinya

Syukurlah dengan apa yang kita ada.

*dari friendster kawan saya

Kesimpulan? - fikirlah sendiri.. :)

Live life to the fullest

How to live life to the fullest? *

• Never take anything for granted. Savor every bite of a meal, enjoy what you have, and live each day as if it is your first day of your life.
• Do not let the child inside you disappear or die. Keep your curiosity alive by being inquisitive and open-minded. No one ever regretted on their death bed what they did; they definitely regretted what they did not do.
• Change a little everyday. That way you will never get stuck. See what is happening around you, and rather than feeling threatened or getting suspicious, embrace change. Ask what change you need to make and do it little by little. Whether it means learning how to send text messages from your cell phone or living with gay neighbours, adapt yourself. You will never get old that way.
  
  *Source from http://www.mynippon.com/lifestyle/live-life-fullest.htm

How stress are you right now, just try to get at least a little space for yourself. Go holiday or maybe chill out with friends or just go for a movie even if you have to go alone. You have nothing to loose!! There are so many things in the world that we can explore and experience is a good teacher!!

Pulau Perhentian Prelude

Enjoy some pictures of Pulau Perhentian taken from the internet..I will upload photos taken by me and friends when I arrived there this Friday.. Saly, jgn jeles eh?

Jokes

Got a forwarded email from my colleague..I think sharing this with you guys would be awesome.Enjoy the jokes below..

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know
that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.
When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

duhh...think about how smelly is the bus now...
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.

rumahku syurgaku, ok! not rumahku nerakaku!
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"

naughty grandpa!!
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! < src="http://i29.tinypic.com/177rjo.jpg" alt="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com" title="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com">

Am I Too Picky??

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky

You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him. It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Am not sure if I really too picky..am I?
Funny - Kay, Hib, Anis and Sarah are too shy..are they?