Pulau Perhentian Prelude

Enjoy some pictures of Pulau Perhentian taken from the internet..I will upload photos taken by me and friends when I arrived there this Friday.. Saly, jgn jeles eh?

Jokes

Got a forwarded email from my colleague..I think sharing this with you guys would be awesome.Enjoy the jokes below..

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know
that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.
When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

duhh...think about how smelly is the bus now...
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.

rumahku syurgaku, ok! not rumahku nerakaku!
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"

naughty grandpa!!
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! < src="http://i29.tinypic.com/177rjo.jpg" alt="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com" title="blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com">

Am I Too Picky??

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky

You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him. It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Am not sure if I really too picky..am I?
Funny - Kay, Hib, Anis and Sarah are too shy..are they?

365 days in IBM part 2

Salam..Good day peeps!

As promised in my previous post, this is the update about i went out to celebrate my one year with IBM...hehehe~~

We promised to meet at Shakeys around 1130am.Well I came a bit late with Sha and Dayah..We arrived there about 12pm and all my colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM were there.Sha and Dayah were not one of them..They are seniors actually and my teammates.. :)

They already ordered their foods and chit chatting about our 1st day which is a year ago...I'm not really paying too much attention on that cause I'm so afraid one of them will open up one story that I hate so much. I was very busy looking at the menu and discussing with Dayah which one to order..(We sooo hungry and was thinking to order a large pizza and other side orders but lucky we are able to think wisely that time.. hehehe~~) I ordered a small Pulau Paradise pizza (mentang2 la nk gi pulau next week) , a soup, a garlic bread and a Coke...yummy!!

We have our soup first and Sha was very nice when she volunteered ambikkan soup tu for one of the guys..aku amikkan Dayah punya as she was out to the ATM...

While waiting for the food and having the soup, (the colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM were still talking about their 1st day) me, Dayah and Sha talked about our team issues and gossips..about who will be the team leader(as if this person deserve it!huh), who is moving to a new role, etc,etc,etc...I think we talked a lot and our food still isnt arrived yet? (teruknya servis!) I looked around if there is other customers, hmm...nope...it's just us...Shakeys need to improve their service lorr...

Then the food arrived,this is another bad services...piza pon bole tertuka2...they took our orders but how come they can give the wrong pizza?but then, i didnt faced that problem as I'm the only one ordered Pulau Paradise Pizza... Our table was too full with pizzas, spaghetti, rice and drinks.Below are the pictures taken from my camera phone.But it's actually after we finished makan.hehe...

The colleagues-known-on-my-1st-day-in-IBM and my teammate..not in the pic-Dayah-she's the photographer

me and the wackiest girl i've ever met - dayah...sgt kuat makan! i mean it...sangat tau!!

Our makan2 full of laugh and usik mengusik especially to SKY (this is his short name, ok.. not langit! ) and I really enjoyed that moment. Hope next year will be another celebration.. (if I still working in IBM.. )

Time flies very fast and it already turned one year I'm working in IBM..Currently I feel comfortable working here and havent looking for other jobs yet even I have the intention to move on..Maybe after a while I will think about it again since I really want to go back to accounting field just like my old days in Suria Resorts. (really want to go back?? think deeply INA!!)

Cant wait for my Perhentian trip! Lately I'm soooo stress~~~~

365 days in IBM

Whoaa...its my 365 days in IBM today! Going to celebrate it with my colleagues and teammates...Will update my blog later..Wait ya peeps! :)

I really cannot believe it that I already one year in IBM...Its my anniversary with IBM..haha



~~c u later..daa...~~